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Spurs are Shit - Rude/Funny Premium Quality Christmas Card

Spurs are Shit - Rude/Funny Premium Quality Christmas Card

Name: Spurs are Shit - Rude/Funny Premium Quality Christmas Card
Brand: Made4you
SKU: 101536313
Price: 16.94 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 101536313

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🎨280gsm hammered textured card

📏A5 size 210 x 148.5 mm

🇬🇧Individually printed in the UK

Description

🎄 Make your Christmas card the talk of the season!

PERFECTLY SIZED A 5 - Ideal dimensions for standout shelf presence and easy mailing.
PREMIUM CHEEKY QUALITY - Crafted on thick 280gsm hammered card for a tactile, luxe feel.
UK PRINTED EXCLUSIVITY - Individually printed in the UK, ensuring top-notch craftsmanship.
BLANK INSIDE FOR YOUR VOICE - Personalize your message to make it truly memorable.
FESTIVE RED ENVELOPE INCLUDED - Arrives ready to gift with a vibrant, holiday-themed envelope.

This premium quality, cheeky Christmas card features adult humor printed on textured 280gsm hammered card, sized A5 (210 x 148.5 mm), and comes with a festive red envelope. Individually printed in the UK and delivered in a protective hard-backed envelope, it’s designed to stand out and bring a smile this holiday season.

Specifications

Package Dimensions	22.9 x 15.3 x 0.3 cm; 30 g
Number of pieces	1
Batteries required	No
Included components	Envelope

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