Fashion First Aid Women's Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee

Name: Fashion First Aid Women's Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee
Brand: Fashion First Aid
Price: 45.40 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 10904717

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Cover up botched Brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays
Choose from 3 fun colors - blonde, pink or black
Customizable shape and size
ReUSAble with FDA approved USA-made adhesive strips
Perfect for joke gifts, white elephant or bachelorette parties

For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over. Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5 inch wide on top and is 4.5 inch long. Infinitely reusable, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (medical grade double-sided tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is 100 percent polyester faux fur. Kitty Carpet is perfect for bachelorette parties, moustache-loving hipsters, and white elephant gifts, too. Contains - 1 carpet and 24 pieces of tape Color - Natural Pink. Measures - 4 1/2 inch x 3 1/2 inch x 1/5 inch (11.5 x 9 x 0.5 cm)

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