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Neurons Not Included Bitch Periodic Table of Elements Coffee or Tea Mug

Neurons Not Included Bitch Periodic Table of Elements Coffee or Tea Mug

Name: Neurons Not Included Bitch Periodic Table of Elements Coffee or Tea Mug
Brand: Neurons Not Included
SKU: 1516868
Price: 67.98 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 1516868

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Brand
Neurons Not
Material
Ceramic
Color
White
Capacity
11 ounces
Special Feature
Dishwasher

☕11oz capacity

🔥Microwave safe

🧼Dishwasher safe

Description

☕ Sip smart, stay sharp, and never blend in.

VERSATILE USE - Perfect for coffee, tea, or even your desk supplies.
DURABLE DESIGN - Permanent inks mean your mug stays sharp, wash after wash.
EFFORTLESS CARE - Microwave and dishwasher safe for busy professionals.
BOLDLY SCIENTIFIC - Show off your no-nonsense nerd cred with every sip.
GIFT READY GENIUS - A witty, unique gift that sparks conversation and connection.

This 11oz white ceramic mug features a bold 'Neurons Not Included Bitch' periodic table design printed with permanent inks. Microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s built for daily use at work or home, doubling as a quirky pen holder. Perfect for science lovers who appreciate humor and durability in their drinkware.

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