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product_id: 1516868
title: "Neurons Not Included Bitch Periodic Table of Elements Coffee or Tea Mug"
brand: "neurons not included"
price: "$67"
currency: NZD
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/1516868-neurons-not-included-bitch-periodic-table-of-elements-coffee-tea
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
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# 11oz capacity Microwave safe Dishwasher safe Neurons Not Included Bitch Periodic Table of Elements Coffee or Tea Mug

**Brand:** neurons not included
**Price:** $67
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> ☕ Sip smart, stay sharp, and never blend in.

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Neurons Not Included Bitch Periodic Table of Elements Coffee or Tea Mug by neurons not included
- **How much does it cost?** $67 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Key Features

- • **Versatile Use:** Perfect for coffee, tea, or even your desk supplies.
- • **Durable Design:** Permanent inks mean your mug stays sharp, wash after wash.
- • **Effortless Care:** Microwave and dishwasher safe for busy professionals.
- • **Boldly Scientific:** Show off your no-nonsense nerd cred with every sip.
- • **Gift-Ready Genius:** A witty, unique gift that sparks conversation and connection.

## Overview

This 11oz white ceramic mug features a bold 'Neurons Not Included Bitch' periodic table design printed with permanent inks. Microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s built for daily use at work or home, doubling as a quirky pen holder. Perfect for science lovers who appreciate humor and durability in their drinkware.

## Description

This coffee or tea mug is custom made for those who have a strong scientific or technical background and will not put up with nonsense from anybody, thank you very much. Perhaps you know someone like that. Perhaps that person is you. If either of those is true, you know you need this...

## Features

- Mug holds 11oz of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior.
- MICROWAVE AND DISHWASHER SAFE- Holds up to 11ounce of your favorite hot or cold beverage. It can be washed over and over with no fading.
- Printed with permanent inks.
- C handle for an easy grip. Great for use at work, home, office, cubicle or dorm room. Works great for holding pens and pencils as well.
- At Neurons Not Included we offer unique gifts with humorous sayings that make great gifts. Our mugs make fun gifts for men or women, him or her, parents, children, mom and dad, your son or daughter, husband or wife, brother, sister, aunt, grandma, grandpa, grandmother, grandfather, or significant other!

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Neurons Not Included
- **Material:** Ceramic
- **Color:** White
- **Capacity:** 11 ounces
- **Special Feature:** Dishwasher Safe-

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*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-03-04*