---
product_id: 15635003
title: "Funhouse Tshirts Men's Abstinence 99% Effective T-Shirt Small Orange"
brand: "funhouse tshirts"
price: "$64"
currency: NZD
in_stock: true
category: "Apparel"
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/15635003-funhouse-tshirts-mens-abstinence-99-effective-t-shirt-small-orange
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
---

# Funhouse Tshirts Men's Abstinence 99% Effective T-Shirt Small Orange

**Brand:** funhouse tshirts
**Price:** $64
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Funhouse Tshirts Men's Abstinence 99% Effective T-Shirt Small Orange by funhouse tshirts
- **How much does it cost?** $64 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- funhouse tshirts enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted funhouse tshirts brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Abstinence is only 99.9% effective. We're just saying. This fun guys shirt will get some laughs wherever you go. Its irreverent, but not disrespectful. These are just the facts!

## Features

- Cotton
- Print On Demand
- High Quality
- Short Sleeve
- Heavyweight

## Images

![Funhouse Tshirts Men's Abstinence 99% Effective T-Shirt Small Orange - Image 1](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41vRkeBuA5L.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart New Zealand*
*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-02-14*