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product_id: 259033675
title: "Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy"
brand: "island dogs"
price: "$77"
currency: NZD
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 5
category: "Island Dogs"
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/259033675-island-dogs-artificial-dog-turds-wood-composite-brown-2-dia
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
---

# Individually wrapped prank-ready Compact 2" diameter x 3" length Realistic wood composite texture Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy

**Brand:** island dogs
**Price:** $77
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 💩 The ultimate conversation starter you never knew you needed!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy by island dogs
- **How much does it cost?** $77 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nz](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/259033675-island-dogs-artificial-dog-turds-wood-composite-brown-2-dia)

## Best For

- island dogs enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted island dogs brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfectly Sized:** Compact 2" diameter by 3" length fits discreetly anywhere for surprise effect
- • **Universal Appeal:** Ideal for all dog breeds and adult pet life stages, or just as a hilarious gag
- • **Uncannily Realistic:** Wood composite material fools at first glance for ultimate prank impact
- • **Gift-Ready Packaging:** Individually wrapped for easy gifting and guaranteed laughs
- • **Lightweight & Stretchable:** Only 90.7g and stretchable for durability and playful handling

## Overview

Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds are cleverly crafted wood composite dog toys measuring approximately 2 inches in diameter and 3 inches long. Lightweight at just 90.7 grams, these stretchable, brown-colored novelty items come individually wrapped, making them perfect for pranks, gifts, or playful dog entertainment. Suitable for all dog breeds and adult pets, they deliver a hilariously realistic look that guarantees memorable reactions.

## Description

These 4 man-made turds but not the way you think--these are a wood composite vary in size from 2 dia to 3 long and look real enough at first glance! Eech

Review: This poo did it's job admirably. I have been sending out gifts now that I am stuck at home because of the pandemic. I told my best friend I sent him a gift to let him know how much I appreciate him. It was this sack of sh!t. Needless to say, it got the desired reaction. Nice, individually wrapped turds. Very realistic. Nothing like a bag of fake poo to cement lifelong friendships.
Review: As above. Plugged my toilet for a month.

## Features

- manufacturer: Island Dogs
- Item Trademark: ISLAND DOGS
- Item Weight: pounds, pounds, 0.20, 0.20
- Item Category: Toys And Games

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B00890O2WA |
| Batteries Included | No |
| Breed Recommendation | All Breed Sizes |
| Care instructions | Machine Wash |
| Closure | Pull On |
| Color | Brown |
| Customer Reviews | 4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars (1,026) |
| Date First Available | 6 September 2012 |
| Item Weight | 90.7 g |
| Item model number | 11814 |
| Number of Items | 6 |
| Pet Life Stage | Adult |
| Product Dimensions | 14.61 x 6.35 x 16.51 cm; 90.72 g |
| Quantity | 1 |
| Special Features | Stretchable |
| batteries required | No |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Island Dogs
- **Breed recommendation:** All Breed Sizes
- **Occasion:** Birthday
- **Special features:** Stretchable
- **Theme:** Cartoon

## Images

![Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61or3cRUFEL.jpg)
![Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/710wo1cqhTL.jpg)
![Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71K2kO2QYdL.jpg)
![Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71kd6aAC6aL.jpg)
![Island Dogs Artificial Dog Turds - Wood Composite Brown 2 dia to 3 long - Dog Toy - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81AWL61EUAL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by D***S on 31 March 2020*

This poo did it's job admirably. I have been sending out gifts now that I am stuck at home because of the pandemic. I told my best friend I sent him a gift to let him know how much I appreciate him. It was this sack of sh!t. Needless to say, it got the desired reaction. Nice, individually wrapped turds. Very realistic. Nothing like a bag of fake poo to cement lifelong friendships.

### ⭐ Review
*by D***. on 21 January 2022*

As above. Plugged my toilet for a month.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by H***Y on 23 April 2020*

Haha! Looks real. Good buy for pranking. Especially if someone has dogs. You can put one of these (ex: the finger looking one) on the couch of a dog owner who doesn’t like dogs on couches. I have used these multiple times. One time I pranked my little cousin by picking it up and saying it was probably My dog’s. Then I said, “Hmm, I wonder how it tastes?” I licked it! My lil cousin’s face was hilarious! He was so disgusted and surprised.

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*Product available on Desertcart New Zealand*
*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-02-17*