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On the Ceiling Happy Retirement Card for Him, "Sadly & Slowly Sauntered", Black & White

On the Ceiling Happy Retirement Card for Him, "Sadly & Slowly Sauntered", Black & White

Name: On the Ceiling Happy Retirement Card for Him, "Sadly & Slowly Sauntered", Black & White
Brand: Emotional Rescue
SKU: 310378761
Price: 20.09 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 310378761

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🌿100% eco-friendly FSC paper

📏159x235mm perfect size

🇬🇧Proudly UK designed & made

Description

🎉 Say it with style: Retirement wishes that stick and tickle!

ECO CHIC CHOICE - Crafted from FSC-certified paper, because your good wishes should also be green.
HUMOR THAT HITS HOME - From Emotional Rescue, the UK’s top humor card publisher, delivering iconic laughs.
AUTHENTIC UK CRAFTSMANSHIP - Designed and manufactured in the UK, supporting local creativity and quality.
PERFECTLY SIZED FOR IMPACT - A generous 159x235mm canvas to make your retirement wishes stand out.
COMPLETE GIFT READY PACKAGE - Includes a perfectly fitting envelope, ready to impress the retiree instantly.

The 'On the Ceiling Happy Retirement Card for Him' by Emotional Rescue is a premium, humor-infused greeting card measuring 159x235mm. Made in the UK from 100% FSC-certified eco-friendly paper, it combines quality craftsmanship with witty messaging. Perfectly paired with a matching envelope, this card offers a memorable and environmentally conscious way to celebrate retirement milestones.

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Manufacturer	Emotional Rescue
Brand	Emotional Rescue
Model Number	ZXW8777
Product Dimensions	16.3 x 16.3 x 0.2 cm; 30 g
Colour	Multi
Pre-printed	thank you
Number of Items	1
Size	159x235mm
Manufacturer Part Number	ZXW8777
Item Weight	30 g

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