Donald Trump lives in his butthole greeting card

Name: Donald Trump lives in his butthole greeting card
Brand: Brand: Glenillustrates
Price: 14.63 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 34236412

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Ever wonder what Donald Trump is thinking?? Yeah, me either. Outside reads: I live in my own butthole. Vote for me. Inside: Yep. A vote for Trump is a vote for buttholes. Enjoy your day. All cards are 5x7 and ship in a protective cellophane sleeve. Envelope colors are assorted. If you would like a specific color let me know. I try to choose the best color that compliments the card. All proceeds go to paying my rent.

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