How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Bought this for Dirty Santa and it's a perfect gag gift. My brother in law ended up with it, and he's a cat guy, so he loved it! He spent a solid ten minutes laughing. Despite being a gag gift, it's high quality and well made, not flimsy.

GREAT BOOK! This book is hilariously and very well written. It is funny & punny without being dull or slow moving. It has brought a lot of laughter and joy to myself, my family, and the most recent friend I've lent it to cannot put it down! Very cute take on pure silliness with just a hint of reality and real world issue tackling.

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety is easily one of the funniest coffee table books I’ve ever owned. If you have a dry sense of humor and a love for the absurd, this "instructional guide" is a must-read.

This book is hilarious. I gave it as a gift. The person who I gave it to loves it.

This book is awesome! If it wasn't a "white elephant" Christmas gift, I'd keep it for myself. Actually, I'm going to order one for myself. It's hilarious, interesting and educational all at the same time. I don't have a cat, but now I want one. Great buy!

Long story short, I gave this book to my SIL knowing it would be perfect due to many inside jokes & his sense of humor. I paired it with a cat stroller they wanted. It’s a whole thing. But when I say this is one of the funniest books I have ever read I am not kidding. You will be in tears! Buy it…you won’t regret it.

This looked like a pretty dumb book, but once I saw it, I HAD to read it so I ordered myself a copy. Having finished reading it, I realized that it IS a pretty dumb book, but I had a good laugh reading it. Essentially, it's like every insanely radical right social critic got together to write a book about raising children and some joker jumped in at the last second and switched children to cats, and then added lots of silly "purr", "fur", "meow" and "paws" puns and photoshopped images of cats for hilarity. The book gives different topics to raise in conversation with your cat: - Gun Safety : arm the hell out of our cats because of the 2nd Amendment - Evolution : specifically that it goes against the Bible - Abstinence : because single teen-mom kitties raise kittens who grow up to be "Meowllenials" - Online Safety : to protect them from their natural enemies, namely huge birds - Drugs : it's how Big Pharma and "mewslims" want to weaken our country - Puberty : specifically how not to raise a "homewsexual" - Postapocalyptic Survival : or you and your cat will be killed - Satanism : specifically condemning any pop culture phenomenon that glorifies "magic". Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty video games are fine, though. The whole thing is so close to the Alex Jones/Mark Dice/Sean Hannity/Insane Preacher/Ted Nugent rants that inspired this that it's actually kind of sad, but is still funny. Overall, it is an insane thing to leave on your coffee table, as well as a great gag gift for people who don't associate with either side of the partisan extreme. Right-wingers will be offended that their insane manifesto is being mocked, while extreme leftists will fail to see the satire in this, or better yet, think it's a serious book PRETENDING to be satire. Gotta love the times we live in...

This book is hilarious! There are many subjects, the photos are great. Perfect for any cat lover who can handle controversial topics with a grain of salt. Would purchase again

The back of the book is crumpled and I can see scratches too. This was suppose to be gift for someone but the quality of this book received is really poor :(

Made my friend happy af.

Satirical. Read this with a sense of humour. Not to be taken seriously at all. This book is a wonderful satirical view of the modern world, it is quite USA-centric in the language and references, but can equally be enjoyed by those of us on this side of the Atlantic. Covers all the bases, and ridicules the state of society today. By using cats, instead of humans, as the subject matter, it further emphasises the ridiculousness of the modern world without offending people (too much). A good holiday read, the title alone is what encouraged the purchase, and I couldn't put it down until I had finished it. Which is rare for someone with ADHD who gets distracted by all of a sudden having the urge to empty the crumb tray of a toaster, or the lint catcher on a dryer. I didn't even feel the urge to sharpen the kitchen knives and tighten the screw-on handles of the pots and pans while cooking lunch. A great read. If you have a sense of humour.

My son loves this book and said it will be his new addition to his coffee table. Just a bit of fun

If you want your cat to have even the slightest chance of surviving in the modern world and be prepared of how it's changing, this is the book for you. It contain so much more than just gun safety, and it is crucial that your cat get this information. One of my cats fall asleep while reading it to them tho, so I'm not sure he will be sufficiently prepared for the eventual collapse of civilization.