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Funny Birthday Card – “Your Chariot Awaits” Zimmer Frame Joke – Hilarious Ageing Humour Card for Mum, Dad, Friends, Colleagues, Uncle, Aunt, Wife, Husband, Him, Her, Retired, Oldies, 50's 60's 70's

Funny Birthday Card – “Your Chariot Awaits” Zimmer Frame Joke – Hilarious Ageing Humour Card for Mum, Dad, Friends, Colleagues, Uncle, Aunt, Wife, Husband, Him, Her, Retired, Oldies, 50's 60's 70's

Name: Funny Birthday Card – “Your Chariot Awaits” Zimmer Frame Joke – Hilarious Ageing Humour Card for Mum, Dad, Friends, Colleagues, Uncle, Aunt, Wife
Brand: Central 23
SKU: 432303598
Price: 17.93 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 432303598

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🌳Eco-friendly sustainable materials

🎂300gsm thick premium card

💌Includes fun stickers & envelope

Description

🎉 Your chariot to unforgettable birthday laughs awaits!

PERFECTLY SIZED - Compact 145x145mm dimensions with a matching high-quality envelope—ideal for desk displays or keepsakes.
ECO CHIC GIFTING - Crafted with sustainable materials and packaged in recyclable polybags to keep your celebrations green and guilt-free.
UNIVERSAL LAUGHS - Witty ageing humor tailored for everyone from parents to colleagues, ensuring your card sparks joy and connection.
CELEBRATE WITH STYLE - Bold, quirky design printed on thick 300gsm card for a premium feel that stands out in any birthday pile.
PERSONAL TOUCH POWER - Blank inside with a hilarious tip sheet and fun stickers to customize your message and make your card unforgettable.

This premium UK-made birthday card features a thick 300gsm sustainable cardstock with a quirky 'Your Chariot Awaits' ageing humor design. Sized at 145x145mm, it comes with a matching envelope, fun stickers, and a tip sheet to personalize your message, making it the perfect eco-friendly, laughter-packed gift for friends, family, and colleagues celebrating milestone birthdays.

Specifications

Manufacturer	Central 23
Brand	Central 23
Model Number	CE970
Product Dimensions	15.5 x 15.5 x 0.5 cm; 30 g
Colour	145x145
Pre-printed	happy birthday
Number of Items	1
Size	5.7 x 5.7 inches
Manufacturer Part Number	CE970
Item Weight	30 g

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