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product_id: 46593871
title: "Pirates Don't Take Baths"
price: "NZ$6"
currency: NZD
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/46593871-pirates-dont-take-baths
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
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# Pirates Don't Take Baths

**Price:** NZ$6
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Pirates Don't Take Baths
- **How much does it cost?** NZ$6 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nz](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/46593871-pirates-dont-take-baths)

## Best For

- Customers looking for quality international products

## Why This Product

- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

This perfect story for bathtime is now available as a board book ! For any young child (or pig), there are few things more excruciating, more traumatic, more torturous than bathtime. And this little pig is putting his hoof down. No. More. BATHS. But how can he possibly accomplish this? Well, by being someone else, of course. After all, everyone knows that pirates, astronauts, and knights in shining armor--just to name a few--never, EVER take baths. Now if only he can convince his mother . . . This humorous story is the perfect choice for kids and parents who know all too well the never-ending struggle of bathtime.

Review: This was surprisingly funny - My toddler loves, loves, loves this book. We got it with our box subscription set and so I hadn’t read it before. It’s a perfect combination of fun, cute, education and art. A must buy especially for silly toddlers that try to get out of taking a bath!
Review: Good story. - Bought this when my grandson wasn’t wanting to take a bath. Good story. Sturdy book. Happy with purchase.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Best Sellers Rank | #3,533,818 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #1,144 in Children's Pig Books (Books) #40,510 in Children's Humor #71,506 in Children's Activity Books (Books) |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 out of 5 stars 280 Reviews |

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ This was surprisingly funny
*by J***E on December 11, 2021*

My toddler loves, loves, loves this book. We got it with our box subscription set and so I hadn’t read it before. It’s a perfect combination of fun, cute, education and art. A must buy especially for silly toddlers that try to get out of taking a bath!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good story.
*by H***D on August 4, 2021*

Bought this when my grandson wasn’t wanting to take a bath. Good story. Sturdy book. Happy with purchase.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cute
*by A***R on July 27, 2019*

This book is cute and funny. My daughter loves it. I am not very good at reading it in two different voices, but we make it through with smiles and she loves to shout 'Eureka!' at the end! :)

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*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-09-06*