---
product_id: 46963821
title: "Freaker Noonan Koozie"
brand: "freaker usa"
price: "NZ$37"
currency: NZD
in_stock: true
category: "Apparel"
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/46963821-freaker-noonan-koozie
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
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# Freaker Noonan Koozie

**Brand:** freaker usa
**Price:** NZ$37
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Freaker Noonan Koozie by freaker usa
- **How much does it cost?** NZ$37 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nz](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/46963821-freaker-noonan-koozie)

## Best For

- freaker usa enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted freaker usa brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Freaker FAQQUESTION: I have a baby. I also enjoy bum-wine. Is the Freaker for me?ANSWER: A match made in heaven, gumdrop. One-Size-Fits-All is no fib or fable. Your little one's sippy cup can be just as freaked as your forty ounces of Colt. And also your mom's wine and your kid sister's Nalgene and your dad's beer and the vase you sometimes regretably send flowers to your ex in. QUESTION: I put my Freaker on a fire hydrant. (It was AMAZING!) But now the little guy is a little flabby. Can I shrink my Freaker back down to it's original size? ANSWER: The consequences of freaking a fire hydrant are slim to none! Freakers are machine washable!! Just throw it in the next time you run out of clean underwear... and WAH-LAH! QUESTION: Does the Freaker really insulate or are you just trying to get in my pants? ANSWER: It really insulates! We promise! ...Are those new shoes? You smell great.QUESTION: I heard through the grapevine that you have a travelling party-house boxtruck keeping the spirit of Freak alive via grilled-cheese parties. Is this true?! CAN I HAS?! ANSWER: All the rumors are true! The freak-mobile is not currently on tour, but we're always open to bribes, babes & blackmail if you want us at your upcoming event, grilling you with our cheese! Shoot us an email! Let's chat!

## Features

- The Freaker is a one-size-fits-all beverage insulator! Freakers keep your drinks cold, and your hands dry, and they'll fit anything you want to drink out of. Simply put, they're a hot and cold Insulator that stops unseemly bottle sweat and subsequent moist handshakes.
- It's also a Bottle Protector, Travel Accessory, Fashion Statement, Conversation Starter, Punny Gift, Unisex Drink Holder, and Coaster-Relief.
- One Size Fits All - Cans, Bottles, Big Bottles, Small Bottles, Red Bottles, Blue Bottles, Baby Bottles to 40 oz. Bottles, Mason Jars, Growlers, Two Liters.
- 100% Made In USA of American blood, sweat and dreams (Shout out to North Carolina Manufacturing!) American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
- Machine Washable! Bottle NOT included. Check out our Freaker FAQ in the product description below.

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart New Zealand*
*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-04-25*