---
product_id: 470318809
title: "Deez Nuts Funny Birthday Card - 3D Pop Up Squirrel 5x7 Inch - Unique Pop Up Cards for Men and Women - Birthday Gift - Humorous Greeting Card for All Ages"
brand: "sleazy greetings"
price: "$27"
currency: NZD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Sleazy Greetings"
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/470318809-deez-nuts-funny-birthday-card-3d-pop-up-squirrel-5x7
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
---

# 3D squirrel with acorns 5x7 inch pop-up card lined, smudge-proof writing space Deez Nuts Funny Birthday Card - 3D Pop Up Squirrel 5x7 Inch - Unique Pop Up Cards for Men and Women - Birthday Gift - Humorous Greeting Card for All Ages

**Brand:** sleazy greetings
**Price:** $27
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🌰 Crack open the ultimate birthday laugh—because ordinary cards are just nuts!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Deez Nuts Funny Birthday Card - 3D Pop Up Squirrel 5x7 Inch - Unique Pop Up Cards for Men and Women - Birthday Gift - Humorous Greeting Card for All Ages by sleazy greetings
- **How much does it cost?** $27 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nz](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/470318809-deez-nuts-funny-birthday-card-3d-pop-up-squirrel-5x7)

## Best For

- sleazy greetings enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted sleazy greetings brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Instant Mood Lifter:** Delivers a hilarious, unexpected punchline that breaks the ice and sparks genuine laughter.
- • **Premium Pop-Up Design:** Crafted with thick, durable cardstock featuring a vibrant 3D squirrel that literally pops off the page.
- • **Generous Writing Space:** Ample lined interior for your personalized message, made with uncoated paper that’s easy to write on without smudging.
- • **Ready-to-Ship Packaging:** Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope with peel-and-stick adhesive, designed to survive mailing with USPS.
- • **Universal Birthday Appeal:** Perfect for milestone birthdays from 18 to 70+, blending meme culture with timeless humor everyone gets.

## Overview

This 5x7 inch Deez Nuts Funny Birthday Card features a high-quality 3D pop-up squirrel holding acorns, designed to deliver a clever, meme-inspired pun that guarantees laughs. Made from thick, durable cardstock with a lined interior for personalized messages, it’s perfect for all ages and milestone birthdays. Packaged with a sturdy kraft envelope, it’s ready to mail and create unforgettable birthday moments.

## Description

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Review: The Card That Ruined a Birthday and Made It Legendary - I bought this card thinking it would get a chuckle. What I didn’t expect was to witness a grown man drop his cake, wheeze like a deflating balloon, and cry-laugh for five straight minutes. This card didn’t just deliver a joke—it delivered a moment. The Setup? Classic. The Punchline? Devastating. It lures you in with innocent birthday cheer, then BAM—Deez Nuts. It’s like a dad joke and a middle school prank had a beautiful, chaotic baby. My husband opened it, read it out loud, and immediately lost all composure. His grandma asked what was so funny. He couldn’t answer. She read it. She laughed harder than anyone. Functionality? Oh, it functions. It folds. It opens. It holds your deepest, dumbest birthday wishes. You can write in it, hide cash in it, or just let the punchline do all the heavy lifting. It’s a greeting card, yes—but it’s also a tactical comedy device. It delivers emotional whiplash in under five seconds. Absolutely worth the cost. For the price of a fancy coffee, you get a card that destroys expectations, creates unforgettable birthday memories, Possibly gets framed and hung on a wall, costs less than therapy but heals just as well. Card quality is surprisingly solid. Thick cardstock, vibrant print, and just enough sass to make it feel like it was written by a stand-up comedian with a grudge. It even comes with an envelope, which is great for disguising the emotional damage inside. Perfect for friends with a sense of humor, siblings you want to mildly roast, coworkers who think HR won’t find out, literally anyone who deserves a surprise attack of laughter. This card didn’t just say “Happy Birthday.” It said, “I love you enough to hit you with the dumbest joke of all time.” And honestly? That’s the best kind of love.
Review: Great Adult Card! - Great card - it got a lot of laughs. Very good quality too .

## Features

- FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD: The front of this card builds the suspense saying, "I got you something for your birthday." They won't expect the nutty joke awaiting them inside. The 3D squirrel popup on the inside features space on the inside to write your message. It does not have sound or motion when opened.
- PERFECT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY: We designed these funny birthday cards featuring a squirrel holding acorns saying whether it's for their 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday. It's a classic joke inspired by a popular 'meme' that even children say.
- MAKE HIM OR HER SMILE: This squirrel birthday card will surely put a smile on their face! Make them laugh with this clever happy birthday card that features a hilarious squirrel pun about acorn.
- LARGE AND POP UP ON THE INSIDE: Our 5 x 7 inch funny birthday card for men or women comes with a lined notepad sheet with plenty of space for your personalized message; It's made of uncoated paper with a texture that is easy to write on and won't smudge. Sleazy Greeting pop up cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.
- SHIPPING THE POPUP: Please use 2 stamps when mailing with the United States Postal Service due to its thickness and overall weight. All envelopes are sturdy kraft envelopes and has an easy peel adhesive strip (peel to stick). Each kraft envelope is large enough to fit a standard sized photo.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0B6D6QD72 |
| Best Sellers Rank | #55,253 in Office Products ( See Top 100 in Office Products ) #5,701 in Greeting Cards |
| Brand | Sleazy Greetings |
| Color | Multicolor |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (640) |
| Date First Available | July 12, 2022 |
| Item Weight | 1.94 ounces |
| Item model number | SG000462 |
| Manufacturer | Sleazy Greetings |
| Manufacturer Part Number | SG000462 |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Pre-printed | I got you something for your birthday. |
| Product Dimensions | 7 x 5 x 0.01 inches |
| Size | 5x7 Inch |

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The Card That Ruined a Birthday and Made It Legendary
*by A***R on June 29, 2025*

I bought this card thinking it would get a chuckle. What I didn’t expect was to witness a grown man drop his cake, wheeze like a deflating balloon, and cry-laugh for five straight minutes. This card didn’t just deliver a joke—it delivered a moment. The Setup? Classic. The Punchline? Devastating. It lures you in with innocent birthday cheer, then BAM—Deez Nuts. It’s like a dad joke and a middle school prank had a beautiful, chaotic baby. My husband opened it, read it out loud, and immediately lost all composure. His grandma asked what was so funny. He couldn’t answer. She read it. She laughed harder than anyone. Functionality? Oh, it functions. It folds. It opens. It holds your deepest, dumbest birthday wishes. You can write in it, hide cash in it, or just let the punchline do all the heavy lifting. It’s a greeting card, yes—but it’s also a tactical comedy device. It delivers emotional whiplash in under five seconds. Absolutely worth the cost. For the price of a fancy coffee, you get a card that destroys expectations, creates unforgettable birthday memories, Possibly gets framed and hung on a wall, costs less than therapy but heals just as well. Card quality is surprisingly solid. Thick cardstock, vibrant print, and just enough sass to make it feel like it was written by a stand-up comedian with a grudge. It even comes with an envelope, which is great for disguising the emotional damage inside. Perfect for friends with a sense of humor, siblings you want to mildly roast, coworkers who think HR won’t find out, literally anyone who deserves a surprise attack of laughter. This card didn’t just say “Happy Birthday.” It said, “I love you enough to hit you with the dumbest joke of all time.” And honestly? That’s the best kind of love.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great Adult Card!
*by E***. on September 16, 2025*

Great card - it got a lot of laughs. Very good quality too .

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Well made
*by H***S on November 1, 2025*

Great looking card and well produced.

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*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-02-14*