---
product_id: 53219755
title: "Kids Patriots Suck T-Shirt - I Hate Patriots Tee Shirt 8 Navy"
brand: "patriots suck gifts"
price: "$81"
currency: NZD
in_stock: true
category: "Apparel"
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/53219755-kids-patriots-suck-t-shirt-i-hate-patriots-tee-shirt
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
---

# Kids Patriots Suck T-Shirt - I Hate Patriots Tee Shirt 8 Navy

**Brand:** patriots suck gifts
**Price:** $81
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Kids Patriots Suck T-Shirt - I Hate Patriots Tee Shirt 8 Navy by patriots suck gifts
- **How much does it cost?** $81 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- patriots suck gifts enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted patriots suck gifts brand quality
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## Description

Patriot missiles, or patriots, are surface-to-air missiles often criticized for their high cost and low efficiency. It is generally accepted that patriots suck.

## Features

- If you hate patriots, this funny t-shirt is for you
- Makes a great Christmas gift or birthday gift for anyone who knows how much patriots suck
- Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

## Images

![Kids Patriots Suck T-Shirt - I Hate Patriots Tee Shirt 8 Navy - Image 1](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B1JhkdW7L.jpg)
![Kids Patriots Suck T-Shirt - I Hate Patriots Tee Shirt 8 Navy - Image 2](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41NP8tvhgzL.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart New Zealand*
*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-01-24*