

🥃 Elevate your spirit game—whiskey vibes, zero compromise.
Glen Dochus Export Blend is a premium, handcrafted non-alcoholic whiskey alternative made with over 50 years of Cairngorm mountain water. It delivers a complex flavor profile of smoky oak, honey, and candied orange, while being low calorie, gluten-free, and Halal certified. Perfect for professionals seeking a sophisticated, mindful drink without alcohol, it’s ideal neat or as a versatile base for creative mocktails.













| ASIN | B0CLFM2P3Z |
| Best Sellers Rank | #51,902 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #398 in Soda Soft Drinks |
| Customer Reviews | 2.7 2.7 out of 5 stars (234) |
| Manufacturer | Spirits of Virtue |
| Package Dimensions | 11.26 x 4.17 x 3.7 inches; 2.78 Pounds |
| Units | 23.7 Fluid Ounces |
B**E
Tastes like vomit!
I've had real whiskey/whisky, and I've had variations of non-alcoholic offerings. This product has a cool bottle, and the color is reminiscent of whiskey. However, it both smells and tastes like vomit. The flavor is a horrible blend of honey and something acidic. I could see what they were trying to go for, but the end result made it taste like puke. I tried having it cold over ice, in a mocktail with lime juice + simple syrup, or even adding some pepper flakes + cinnamon to distract my taste buds...while these alterations did improve the taste ever-so-slightly, there was still the remaining puke flavor left on the palate. I'm going to (try to) finish drinking it because I hate wasting money, but I won't buy this again. Yuck!
C**S
Impressive!
The smell reminded me a lot of Scotch. Very smoky with some sweet dried fruit, spice, and a little bitterness. It messed with my head a little bit to smell the familiar scent of Scotch but with no burn whatsoever, even on the nose. I poured some in a glass and sipped neat. This also messed with my head as there were a lot of flavors: subtle sweetness, honey, black tea, bubblegum?, some spice, dried fruit, and a heavy smoky finish. However there was no burn and it was heavy in the mouth rather than light— with a mouthfeel more like a room temperature black tea. Not necessarily in a bad way, just different. I really enjoyed the many flavors though and felt Glen Dochus did a great job seeking out the flavor profile of a blended Scotch. Not identical, but a great nonalcoholic option for someone seeking similar flavors. It was nice to have a half a glass late at night, after a workout, and not have the drink mess up my sleep, and to wake up with a clear head. Looking forward to making a mocktail with this product. I will be enjoying a bottle quite regularly, I’m thinking!
C**E
Tastes like butterscotch candy
I really wanted to like this because its from Scotland and had a cool bottle, so I was quite primed to like it. And then, yeah, the taste. I'm not sure if whoever invented this has ever had a whisky. Whisky has heather and honey and salt and smoke and it has a bite. This stuff tastes like a butterscotch candy from you grandmothers purse that is sweat and generally good but also has a strange funk to it. Like butterscotch mixed with a rather aged orange and maybe some purse lint. I get we're ten years out, at least, from creating anything palatable and resembling whisky, so good first effort I suppose, and please keep trying because this is not the end point.
K**'
it is non alcohol based
I like it had no alcohol. It is sweeter then I like. I am looking for a bourbon/whiskey that has a warmer less sweet feel to it. I like a bit of a bite and this one does not have it. I am working on some bitters with several warm spices in it to help me find the flavor I like. This one is okay but I dont think I will buy it again.
E**N
nothing like whiskey or scotch BUT the company's customer service is Excellent
UPDATED REVIEW December 5, 2023 The distributor reached out to me a few days ago after reading my review (below) and offered me a full refund. That gesture really impressed me. Customer service is part of the grading. Let your guests decide on the taste. I suggest for your next holiday party that you offer this non-alcoholic beverage as an alternative to the alcoholic ones for the designated drivers. The pretty decanter bottles should themsesves be a conversation piece. PREVIOUS REVIEW: This alcohol-free overpriced whiskey liquid was created a few years back and by December 1, 2023, should have been tweaked to taste similar to its alcohol whiskey cousins. Not the case for this burnt-tasting dish-water blend. Over the years, I refined my whiskey tasting to a good Jonny Walker sipping Scotch. I know what is bad=tasting whiskey. Sipping this disgusting non-alcoholic Glan Dochus drink was a real way to take the "Merry" out of the current holidays. Oh yes, I did give this muddy blend a one-star because its bottle resembled a real bottle of Jonny Walker Scotch.
M**S
What is this?
It's doesn't smell like Scotch, it doesn't taste like Scotch, although, it sorta looks like Scotch. Mixing it with Scotch might make it drinkable, but who would want to ruin good Scotch? The label reads: "Scottish Botanical Beverage" I guess that taste is like flowers; , it sure doesn't taste like malted barley.
J**D
Whiskey without the Bite
Taste is a subjective thing; I will not attempt to describe the flavor profile of the product other than to indicate that it does indeed taste like a scotch. Instead, I'll speak as a person who loves all aspects of whiskey-- both the flavor and the burn-- but who had to abandon alcohol for my health. My expectations for this product were low. I love whiskey immensely, and I once even took pride in such things like an ability to roughly estimate the mash bill of a whiskey after a few sips. But this product has no mash bill. It is not a whiskey. It's an imitation. With this is mind, I ask only for an approximation. Something to remind me of the feeling of drinking after a long day of work, but without any of the risks associated with alcohol. This product does (almost) exactly that. It tastes enough like a whiskey to enjoy with just a little ice and to forget that it is not liquor in my hand, but a harmless substitute. That said, I personally appreciate the burn of alcohol. This product delivers zero burn, and thus doesn't really feel like drinking whiskey without a little modification. I find that spices such as red pepper (and the stuff used in products like Ritual's tequila) do a poor job as those linger in a way unlike ethanol. But I find that some ginger extract helps to roughly approximate the alcohol burn that I still love. So I always mix a bit of that in my drink. Wonderful product. I hope whiskey substitutes like this one continue to be produced. Perhaps one day we'll get one that gives the same sort of bite that alcohol does . But until then, this is will be my standby.
R**O
Disappointed
Kind of sucks, sweet not at all like any Scotch. Tried it, wasted it
G**N
It smelled horrible, tasted worse. My son and I, both scotch drinkers, tried a wee dram and I then proceeded to literally pour $48.58 down the drain.
E**H
This tastes really aweful. I have had non alcohol Heinicken,Corona Beer and even Guiness and it isn't too bad but this whiskey and downright terrible.Tastes like medicine.
M**.
AWFUL!! Taste worse than paint stripper!! The most non alcoholic thing about this is the fact you don’t want to drink it!!
H**N
Incredible drink ( must have it mixed with Ginger Ale) Loved this !
A**Y
Unpack immediately. If the bottles are shipped on their sides the bottle tops are not always as tight as they could be and a small amount of seepage could occur. This product works very well for me….
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