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product_id: 65417813
title: "Crabs Adjust Humidity Volume Two"
brand: "vampire squid cards"
price: "$121"
currency: NZD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/65417813-crabs-adjust-humidity-volume-two
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
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# 30-90 min playtime 32 black cards 80 white cards Crabs Adjust Humidity Volume Two

**Brand:** vampire squid cards
**Price:** $121
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Get ready to laugh until you cry!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Crabs Adjust Humidity Volume Two by vampire squid cards
- **How much does it cost?** $121 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nz](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/65417813-crabs-adjust-humidity-volume-two)

## Best For

- vampire squid cards enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted vampire squid cards brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Dare to Play:** Includes 32 outrageous black cards for endless laughter.
- • **No Shellfish, Just Fun:** Rest assured, this expansion contains no shellfish—just pure hilarity.
- • **Perfect for Game Night:** Designed for ages 18+, ideal for adult gatherings.
- • **Quick Play, Endless Laughs:** Enjoy a game that lasts between 30 to 90 minutes—perfect for any occasion!
- • **Unleash Your Inner Comedian:** Expand your Cards Against Humanity experience with 80 new white cards!

## Overview

Crabs Adjust Humidity Volume Two is an expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity, featuring 80 new white cards and 32 black cards designed to enhance your game night experience. Suitable for ages 18 and up, this expansion guarantees 30 to 90 minutes of laughter and fun, all without any shellfish!

## Description

Product Description          Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2! Vampire Squid Cards dug deep into their therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten Live Journal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that-were you to play them in public-would probably get you put on a list of some kind. You really need Cards Against Humanity to use this. So go buy it. Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher.             Safety Warning          Not appropriate for people under the age of 18             
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                 Box Contains          80 white cards32 black cards           See more

## Features

- You need to own Cards Against Humanity to use this expansion
- Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
- Contains no shellfish
- Ages 18+
- 30 to 90 minute playing time

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Funnier than the original game
  

*by A***N on Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 31 December 2015*

These cards are actually funnier than the original game, our friends were hunting out the crabs cards rather than using the cards against humanity ones in the end.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Horrible people buy this
  

*by M***S on Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 18 January 2016*

A little bit more americanized than the original game, but maybe I didn't read the description closely enough. Otherwise bad taste fun just like the original game.

### ⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    There is a good mix of dark
  

*by A***N on Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 14 August 2015*

The size of the regular expansions but with a hefty pricetag... this set has quite a few America centric cards so UK players may find some of the references a bit obscure. There is a good mix of dark, mundane and sexually repulsive cards... and the humour is generally a little darker than the original Cards Against Humanity. Prefer the official expansions TBH but there are some good cards in here.

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*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-03-12*