---
product_id: 67076653
title: "First Day of Retirement - Oatmeal Studios Funny Retirement Card"
brand: "oatmeal studios"
price: "$17"
currency: NZD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 3
url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/67076653-first-day-of-retirement-oatmeal-studios-funny-retirement-card
store_origin: NZ
region: New Zealand
---

# Vibrant full-color interior print 5x7 inch perfect keepsake size Eco-friendly recycled paper First Day of Retirement - Oatmeal Studios Funny Retirement Card

**Brand:** oatmeal studios
**Price:** $17
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Make their first day off unforgettable with a card that speaks success and style!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** First Day of Retirement - Oatmeal Studios Funny Retirement Card by oatmeal studios
- **How much does it cost?** $17 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nz](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/67076653-first-day-of-retirement-oatmeal-studios-funny-retirement-card)

## Best For

- oatmeal studios enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted oatmeal studios brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Eco-Chic Choice:** Printed on recycled paper with vegetable-based inks for the conscious professional.
- • **Perfectly Sized:** Compact 5x7 inches—ideal for framing or sharing at retirement parties.
- • **Ready to Impress:** Comes with a sleek blue envelope for a polished, gift-ready presentation.
- • **Celebrate with Style:** A witty, professionally designed card that perfectly captures retirement joy.
- • **Lightweight & Memorable:** At just 0.81 ounces, it’s easy to mail but heavy on sentiment.

## Overview

This 5x7 inch retirement card from Oatmeal Studios features a humorous front and heartfelt inside verse, printed in full color on eco-friendly recycled paper with vegetable-based inks. Lightweight and gift-ready with a blue envelope, it’s the perfect way to celebrate a milestone with flair and sustainability.

## Description

The interior of this Oatmeal Studios Teresa Burns Parkhurst retirement card design reads: Hoping that FUN is the only thing on your agenda! Congratulations! The card measures 5x7 inches and is printed on recycled heavy cardstock. Includes 1 card and 1 envelope. The card has the following special features: recycled paper, vegetable based inks, full color interior. Card and envelope are printed with vegetable-based inks on heavy stock recycled paper with graphics on both the inside and outside. Printed in USA.

## Features

- Front: First Day of Retirement Let's say we meet at eleven to go over some…
- Inside Verse: Hoping that FUN is the only thing on your agenda! Congratulations!
- Card Size: 5x7 inches
- Includes: 1 card / 1 blue envelope
- Special Features: Recycled Paper, Vegetable Based Inks, Full Color Interior

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Manufacturer | Oatmeal Studios |
| Brand | Oatmeal Studios |
| Item Weight | 0.81 ounces |
| Product Dimensions | 5 x 5 x 0.1 inches |
| Color | Multicolor |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Sheet Size | 5-x-7-inch |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 8879 |

## Images

![First Day of Retirement - Oatmeal Studios Funny Retirement Card - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/512faQHxI4L.jpg)
![First Day of Retirement - Oatmeal Studios Funny Retirement Card - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41yaA9dq-cL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ So darn cute, unique and accurate!
*by W***W on October 9, 2018*

This is the world's most perfect retirement card! Loved it!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious!
*by S***Y on June 12, 2019*

Co worker retirement

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Ok
*by N***R on July 5, 2019*

Ok

## Frequently Bought Together

- First Day of Retirement - Oatmeal Studios Funny Retirement Card
- Ogeby Leaving Definition Card for Coworker Boss, Funny Going Away Card for Him Her, Leaving Greeting Card for Work Bestie Friend
- American Greetings Funny Retirement Card (Good things)

---

## Why Shop on Desertcart?

- 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016
- 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories
- 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price
- 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members)
- 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection
- ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews

**Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.nz/products/67076653-first-day-of-retirement-oatmeal-studios-funny-retirement-card](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/67076653-first-day-of-retirement-oatmeal-studios-funny-retirement-card)

---

*Product available on Desertcart New Zealand*
*Store origin: NZ*
*Last updated: 2026-02-15*