--- product_id: 739833751 title: "Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints" brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild" price: "FREE" currency: NZD in_stock: false category: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" url: https://www.desertcart.nz/products/739833751-freuds-after-therapy-mints-1-tin-of-mints store_origin: NZ region: New Zealand --- # Sugarfree & gluten-free Mind-clearing mint formula Kosher certified Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints **Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild **Price:** FREE **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > 🧠 Freshen your breath, fuel your epiphanies! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints by the unemployed philosophers guild - **How much does it cost?** FREE with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.nz](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/739833751-freuds-after-therapy-mints-1-tin-of-mints) ## Best For - the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Clean & Conscious:** Sugarless, no aspartame, gluten-free, and kosher for guilt-free freshness. - • **Multi-Use Storage:** Tin doubles as a stylish pillbox for your daily meds or supplements. - • **Therapist Approved:** 4 out of 5 therapists recommend these mints for post-therapy refreshment. - • **Compact & Reusable Tin:** Sleek 1.75" metal tin fits perfectly in your pocket or bag. - • **Therapy Session Essential:** Pop a mint post-session for fresh breath and mental clarity. ## Overview The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freud After Therapy Breath Mints offer a sugar-free, gluten-free, and kosher mint experience designed to refresh your breath and clear your mind after therapy sessions. Packaged in a compact, reusable metal tin, these mints are perfect for professionals seeking a clever, stylish pick-me-up that doubles as a pillbox. Loved by therapists and customers alike, they combine humor with practical freshness in a unique, portable form. ## Description Those of us who've been in therapy know that the real breakthroughs come after the session is over. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That's why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Welbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills, too.Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints. ## Features - Sometimes a long therapy session can leave you feeling drained. Freshen up your breath (and maybe your spirit) with the After Therapy Mints. - Carry around this small tin of mints when you need a little pick-me-up throughout the day, but we warned - they aren't covered by insurance. - Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free. - Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches. - Click the store link near the product title for more smart and funny gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0013LTKIS | | ASIN | B0013LTKIS | | Age Range Description | Everyone | | Allergen Information | Allergen-Free | | Best Sellers Rank | #106,460 in Grocery ( See Top 100 in Grocery ) #585 in Mints | | Brand Name | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Candy Consistency | Hard | | Color | Freud Mints | | Container Type | Can | | Customer Reviews | 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars (117) | | Customer reviews | 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars (117) | | Diet Type | Kosher | | Flavor | Mint | | Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No | | Item Form | Pastille | | Item Package Quantity | 1 | | Item Package Weight | 0.02 Kilograms | | Item Shape | Round | | Item Weight | 0.4 Ounces | | Item model number | UPG0009 | | Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Model Number | UPG0009 | | Number of Items | 1 | | Number of Pieces | 60 | | Occasion | Birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Hanukkah, Mother's Day | | Part Number | 0009 | | Product Dimensions | 4.45 x 1.27 x 4.45 cm; 11.34 g | | Size | 4.5 cm x 4.5 cm x 1.4 cm | | Specialty | Gluten Free | | Sugar Candy Type | Breath Mint | | UPC | 814229000051 814229002017 | | Unit Count | 1 Count | ## Product Details - **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - **Diet type:** Kosher - **Flavour:** Mint - **Item form:** Pastille - **Unit count:** 1 Count ## Images ![Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/510gqww+DVL.jpg) ![Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/511Jde9TNsL.jpg) ![Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/418UNs1vecL.jpg) ![Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41V89BT53KL.jpg) ![Freud's After Therapy Mints - 1 Tin of Mints - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41ycFoI9fzL.jpg) ## Frequently Bought Together - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freud After Therapy Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g) - Sigmund Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm Tube, Eucalyptus Mint Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian Slips Sticky Notes - Sigmund Freud Themed 3.25" by 4.25" Booklet with Self-Sticky Individual Notes Inside --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.nz/products/739833751-freuds-after-therapy-mints-1-tin-of-mints](https://www.desertcart.nz/products/739833751-freuds-after-therapy-mints-1-tin-of-mints) --- *Product available on Desertcart New Zealand* *Store origin: NZ* *Last updated: 2026-10-11*