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Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size

Name: Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes - Novelty Wet Wipes - Weird Gag Gifts for Men - Travel Size
Brand: Gears Out
SKU: 89742138
Price: 22.05 NZD
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⚓Travel-size convenience

😂Hilarious gag gift

🧼Moist towelette power

Description

🧴 Wipe away the worries, sail into hilarity!

HAND USE ONLY - Ideal for gifting and sharing smiles.
HILARIOUS GAG GIFT - Perfect for laughs at any gathering.
SAIL WITH CONFIDENCE - Freshen up before you set sail!
HEALTHY LOAD OF HUMOR - Combine fun with functionality.
CRUSTY VESSELS ARENT GOOD - Stay clean and appealing on the go.

Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Wipes are novelty wet wipes designed for humor and practicality. Perfect for travel, these wipes offer a fun gag gift option while ensuring cleanliness for any sailor. Ideal for various gifting occasions, they combine laughter with utility, making them a must-have for any light-hearted gathering.

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