Glaucoma Freaker, Bottle Insulator Koozie

Name: Glaucoma Freaker, Bottle Insulator Koozie
Brand: Freaker
Price: 26.65 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 28138475

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The Original Freakers by Freaker USA and Not Some Cheap Chinese Knockoff. Designed in Wilmington, North Carolina. Made in the Freakin USA - Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks.
One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
Made in the Freakin' USA! American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
Machine Washable! Bottle NOT included.

Freaker USA makes Freakers. In the Freakin' USA! A Freaker is truly a ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL bottle insulator! Keeping your hands dry and your drinks cold is the new fashion-jam. Looking for a gift for your entire list of friends, family, co-workers, and regrettable acquaintances? Congratulations. There is a Freaker for everyone. And don't give me that "I don't drink beer" squabble. Do you drink liquids of any variety? Your argument is suddenly invalid. What's that? You have a baby but you also enjoy bum-wine? Is the FREAKER for you? A match made in heaven, gumdrop. Your little one's sippy cup can be just as freaked as your 40oz Colt. Also your mom's wine and your kid sister's Nalgene and your dad's beer & thevase you sometimes regretably send flowers to your ex in. As seen on Shark Tank, Kickstarter, and the new documentary "The Capital C".

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