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Instant Coffee Button

Name: Instant Coffee Button
Brand: Funqi
Price: 58.53 NZD
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 40191497

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Press the button to hear one of 6 stupid phrases, such as:
"Where is my coffee?"
"Grande, Mocha Frappe latte? Just give me a COFFEE!"
"No talking before coffee!"
"Who needs water, when there is coffee!"

We all know the morning struggle, the Monday blues, the sleepy Tuesdays and the restless Wednesdays. We especially know not to talk to anyone before their COFFEE! Instead of being grumpy and telling someone off before your daily brew, say it with a button. This button has 6 different phrases guaranteed to let your surroundings know to stay away.

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