Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham GBA

My child is 4yrs old and is REALLY into video games. With pure triumph to win a game. Alot of games are not made for the youngins. He is able mess with this game longer than five or more minutes. I as an adult don't enjoy it but he gets hours of pleasure.

This game is soooooooo stupid. Seriously it is. The graphics are terrible, the gameplay is monotonous, the sound is repetitive and annoying. I mean, how dumb can you be to make a game off of a Dr. Seuss book? Look at the cat in the hat movie!!!! It was a load of trash with just a hint of commercialism. What an insult to Dr. Seuss. Some good things are just better off left alone. Don't buy it people, it is stupid. Seriously. I mean it.

When i first come to America, my english did cause me problems. In Soviet Russia i was strong teacher, my english i know is the best in all of Petropavlovsk. My brother, Mikhail, he say to me, “Nikolai you go to America, they make you rich like czar, take many woman as lover, kill many bear”. My brother, he is very wise, is greatest toymaker in all of Russia. So next day i wake up, sell my house, say goodbye to wife and children, and go to America to become millionaire. Then in America, I go to job interview and they say to me “Nikolai, you are not for the job here, you are not the skills we need, your english is poor like child”. I take that man and smash his table, i say “someday i will be greatest man in all of country, your children will wish me their father!”. That day my anger is best of me. It is then i know i must learn better english, so i buy game “Green Eggs and Ha,” by Tom Fessler. Now i am perfect english grammer! I write letter to Mikhail, he write back “Nikolai, your english is like a god, you will be millionaire soon! all of Petropavlovsk is proud for you! good luck brother! please send letter when you are president or maybe even czar! Hahaha! also, your wife is killed by bear”. So i say thanks to Mr.Fessler for his game ! When i am czar your family will be spared! Hahahaha! (is joke).

I bought this for my 3 year old and it is the dumbest game ever. It has really bad graphics, game play is mega slow, and the music is horrid. They should be ashamed of themselves. Please save your money and buy something else.

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