Trading For Dummies and Stupid People: A Complete Idiot's Guide to Becoming the Next Wolf of Wall Street

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Do you continually lose money in the stock market? My name is Brian Burns and I wrote this book to help you. I have studied financial markets and professional traders for multiple minutes at a time. There is one thing that all the great traders and investors have in common. One thing that links people like Jesse Livermore and Warren Buffett. This one thing is the key to being successful in the market and is explained in detail in this book; You are going to need this book. Does thinking about the money you've lost cause you to have any problems with your bladder, including frequent or urgent urination? If so, aside from a scheduled visit to your doctor, you are going to need this book. There are tons of books out there about trading and investing and let's face it, reading them all would be a lot of work. I have carefully analyzed and studied most of those books, in fact, I even read a couple of them all the way through. What I have found is that there is one lesson that is the same in all investing and trading books; one crucial piece of advice that you will need to fully understand to be able to make money in the market. I explain this essential financial building block in this book, step by step. I laid it out so well that I even surprised myself. If you also want to be surprised then you are going to need this book. I almost didn't want to publish this information because it's going to completely revolutionize the face of individual investing. My friends and family persisted that I follow through because they knew that it would help so many people. But I must warn you, the words included in this book are powerful, the equivalent of a financial miracle, and following them will lead to untold riches. If you want to attain unprecedented wealth then you are going to need this book; just don't get too greedy, it isn't very becoming. My professional advice is that you purchase two copies for yourself and a copy for each one of your family members. Replace those copies with additional copies once your original copies are read, get creased, or if the cover is bent in any way. I would also recommend purchasing a copy for all of your friends and even people that you don't know that well. Not only will they love you for it, but they'll respect the hell out of you for it. Once you receive your first copy of the book I would recommend sleeping with it underneath your pillow to let the words and wisdom seep in to your subconscious. I am working on a spoken word edition of the book but due to the volume of material it may take several years to complete. In the meantime, feel free to read it out loud where ever you are, at work, on the bus, or even in a public bathroom. You could also buy a copy just to place on your bookshelf or in your office to make it look like you actual read financial books and know what you're talking about when you start to spout off with your work buddies about some stock you heard on the news but are trying to act like you came up with the whole idea yourself....nice try by the way, but without this book I think they're on to you. To sum it up, you need this book. Don't wait another minute to buy it, if you do you'll regret it and I'll lose some respect for you. Here's what some are saying or could be saying about this book! “I love the chapter for aggressive investors! The author really nails this one down and gets it right. If you do exactly as he says, you will make money hand over fist…whatever that means. A few times I did the exact opposite of what the author says and, you guessed it, I lost money.” - A Typical Stupid Person “I wasn’t sure what this book was about when I bought it. I’m still not 100% sure but it looks like it might serve some type of purpose.” - A Typical Idiot